We can only guess how many gallons of water were expended to create a video that falls somewhere between Katy Perry and Randi Zuckerberg.

You have probably heard "Number nine... number nine... " looping in that unsettling, hypnotic way. Maybe it made you uneasy. Maybe you skipped it. Or maybe, like millions of curious listeners, you ...

Autobots, roll out – out of the way, that is, because War Machine is proving how to do human vs intergalactic machine conflict better.